Well, you just have to - haggis, neeps and tatties and greens. Favourite bit was neeps and tatties - victims favourite bit was "spreading the joy" - or passing left over (mammoth) haggis over fence to lovely neighbours. Trust us to get a Haggis for 10, for 2 ... was going to be more, but due to lack of organisation was low key! The haggis for 10. would, in my estimation serve at least 12 - and more like 18-20. Servings so far... 2 x "live", 2 x packed dinners for nuking, 2 x very happy dogs & very large plateful emigrated next door.
Just to note, weekend "victims" have reported that they didn't feel like victims - which, of course, is good - but is making me rethink the tone of the narration - after all, it's only very rarely that we lock them in and force new foodstuffs upon them ;).